Because I promised [livejournal.com profile] sff_corgi I would do this...

May. 3rd, 2004 10:59 am
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And she got it from [livejournal.com profile] redscharlach. As always, my version is a little on the sarcastic side. But that's okay. It's more fun that way, and Captain Jack would certainly approve.

As Leader of the Glorious Revolution...
...what will your official title be?
Queen of Everything.

...who will be by your side?
The people I love, the people I need, and the people who agree that Sirius is/was perfect.

...how will those who serve you be rewarded?
Campaign t-shirts, parcels of land by the ocean, and my undying appreciation.

...how will you punish those who try to stand in your way?
They'll have to listen to Captain & Tenille for all eternity, look at Remus with a mustache, and listen to Hermione speak all of Ron's best lines.

...what monument will you build to your own greatness?
I do believe it will look like a stone archway with a fluttering black veil hanging from it.

When the Revolution Comes...
...who will be first up against the wall?
Bellatrix Lestrange. (See, I'm still pissed off almost a year later.)

...who will be next up against the wall if they don't mend their ways?
Those who want to take away a woman's right to choose, those who deny One True Dog's absolute perfection for that which should have been his, and white supremists.

...what will be made compulsory?
Acting in a kind and loving manner to all fellow human beings. And free drinks all around.

...what will be banned?
Stupid people, dressing in shorts in the wintertime when it's cold, driving to endanger, handguns, war, famine... the list goes on and on.

...what music will play to herald the dawning of the new era?
Elvis Costello: What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

Date: 2004-05-03 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erised1810.livejournal.com
heee! I'd like to help you take over the world. and give some people als othe rightto rewrite books for smal ldistributions when they get annoyed by about halfof what's inthere. :P

Date: 2004-05-04 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-the-blue.livejournal.com
Oh, I know what you want. I don't think I can bring myself to do Book Six, though.

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