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Are you ready, kids?

I think it's time. It's a new year, and that means it's time for a NEW WRITING CHALLENGE. So roll up your sleeves, crack your knuckles, and let's begin!

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to let one of your roleplay characters write THE WORST FANFICTION EVER. It can be fanfiction about their canon or about another canon, but it has to be written by one of your roleplay characters and has to be submitted by that RP journal. Got it? So, for instance, Jet Black could submit the Ed/Ein fantasy he's always wanted to write, or Hermione Granger could pen that little ditty about Neville and Mimbulus Mimbletonia in the Astronomy Tower, or... Jack Sparrow could weave a tale of intrigue about Axel and Demyx. Whatever, so long as it's submitted by a roleplay character and it's bad fanfiction: you get the picture.



Rules:

Fandom:
any fandom your RP character wants to write, either his/her own or a different one.

Word count: 1000 or less

Main theme: BAD FANFICTION.

Ratings: No restrictions, but for the love of God, don't violate the LJ TOS.

Duration: Challenge opens now (January 4) and closes at 11:59 p.m. in whatever time zone you inhabit on Friday, January 26. We give you lots and lots of time for this one.



Come one, come all, and pimp this one far and wide. Let's get a lot of crack fanfiction for this challenge. I'd love to see the worst your characters can do... and honestly, so would they.

Rule clarification: if you don't have a roleplay journal for the character begging to write the WORST FANFIC EVER, submit it anonymously and let everyone know which character's writing it. You'll have to remember to check back for comments, but that ought to work. Or heck, write it with your own journal and just make it very clear which character authored your epic piece of nonsense.
From: [identity profile] hex316.livejournal.com
Hey, Professor!

It's great to hear from you, and I'm glad you liked my story even if you weren't in it (besides other stuff).

It did cross my mind after I had posted this that you should have been in the story :( it would have been fun if you were there - and easier to reach 1000 words, too!
From: [identity profile] sosirius.livejournal.com
Perhaps we should find a way to stay in touch more frequently. Now that I'm no longer wanted by the Ministry, I'm not so hard to find. You're welcome at my beach house in Jamaica any time you like. The drinks are very potent and they seem to be flowing freely, and the sun shines and the music lulls one into a sense of relaxation and it's actually quite lovely. And warm. And did I mention the sunshine?

But... are you saying that were I in your story, I would simply have talked out the entire thousand words? I'm certain I can do that; you've no idea what sort of thing you've unleashed here. For years and years in Azkaban I was silent; there was no point to talking because whenever one did, it had a tendency to draw the Dementors closer and closer. They waited for a lapse, a slip, a laugh, a happy sigh, and then... well, I shouldn't be talking about this. It's far too depressing for most people. Take Tonks, for instance: she would never let me even utter the word Azkaban in her presence. I think that was because in her days as Auror she sent far too many people there, and hearing my first-hand stories of how... lovely the place was might have sent her into something of a tailspin.

But listen to me! You know, I think I probably have a thousand words here already. I don't, but it feels like it. Yes, you and the troops should definitely visit us. We're on the west side of the island, where the sunsets are always beautiful and the mountains break up the wind so nicely. And the snorkeling... well, I should tell you that I've been working on a few charms that make the physical mask-and-snorkel combination unnecessary, as I have some small problem with anything that feels like restraints even after all this time, and it's made swimming so much more pleasant.

Also, there are no chipmunks.

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