Once again...

[in_the_blue]

ninja_grrl challenges in_the_blue to a fertility test. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch ninja_grrl fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight ninja_grrl is found to be sterile, and leave quickly for a chat with their wife and kids. in_the_blue wins. ninja_grrl has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken ninja_grrl's parent schnoodle schnoodle challenges in_the_blue on a matter of ambiguity. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch schnoodle fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight Due to a scoring ambiguity in_the_blue defeats schnoodle before the fight even starts. schnoodle has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken schnoodle's parent ta2gerlz ta2gerlz challenges in_the_blue on a matter of ambiguity. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch ta2gerlz fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight in_the_blue defeats ta2gerlz in a suitably ambiguous way. ta2gerlz has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken ta2gerlz's parent aellia aellia challenges in_the_blue on their honesty. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch aellia fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight in_the_blue admits to having relations with a small yorkshire terrier, such honest is too brutal for aellia. aellia has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken aellia's parent lovelyluna lovelyluna challenges in_the_blue to prove their sophistication. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lovelyluna fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight in_the_blue feels obliged to mention that by day they dress as Holly Golightly, lovelyluna retreats aware this image will now haunt their dreams. lovelyluna has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken lovelyluna's parent MsDemmie MsDemmie challenges in_the_blue to a test of speed. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch MsDemmie fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight in_the_blue is simply too quick for MsDemmie MsDemmie has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken MsDemmie's parent dennyd dennyd challenges in_the_blue on a matter of ambiguity. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch dennyd fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight in_the_blue defeats dennyd in a suitably ambiguous way. dennyd has been defeated by in_the_blue However the comotion has awoken dennyd's parent lovelyoliver lovelyoliver challenges in_the_blue to a test of speed. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lovelyoliver fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch in_the_blue fight lovelyoliver is simply too quick for in_the_blue GAME OVER IN_THE_BLUE SCORED: 7/10 (70%)

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Comments

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! What a great run. I can't remember - do these have any function for improving your stats at all?

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Improving them how? I'm not sure. I think you can regenerate your card to get more ambiguity, but you lose honesty when you do it? It's been a long time. :)

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

[doubletakes]
*snickers*

After checking the FAQ, I see that speed is a function of when the card is created relative to its parent card; the only other stats that seem to change are level (non-competitive) and children (fertility competition). It's more luck of the draw than anything else.