Let's be different, Sims addicts.

[in_the_blue]

Here's a challenge if you're up to it.

Answer ONLY in Sim-speak, or as close an approximation as your memory allows. We can tell a story or not: it doesn't matter. I just want a great collection of Sims quotes.

I'll start:

In a discovery that sent shockwaves through the parent community, scientists at the Institute of Sim Botanical Studies have found that money does indeed grow on trees ... as long as one keeps them watered.

Comments

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! You're well on your way to making it to the top in your Politics Career. At work today, you catch sight of a newspaper with the heading "Money on Trees: Mother Nature's Generosity or Bizarre Alien Mutation?" The office is in an uproar and it may well be the perfect time to take charge and tell your boss about your idea to implement your theory on MP3-coded campaign slogans. Or, you could take advantage of the hubbub and snatch a few of the newly free Simeleons for yourself!

A: Tell your boss and get started! B. Take a walk down to the garden.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Somebody has to drop those troops, deliver that cargo, and guard the air
space over SimCity.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

You've made 435 Simoleons and brought a friend home from work today!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Vesper is HOT!

[alemara.livejournal.com]

You already have a job. Are you sure you want to take this one?

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Crime peoples beware! A new day has dawned on our most wonderful community. A day of righteous justice for all, for Captain Hero is here at last!

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Willy Silver has gained a Creativity point from the Les Paul Custom v4!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

You sound like you could really use a day off. Don't worry about using up a vacation day.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Gefwmenime? Awf whminen. Ed tow...harminin ed! Hahahaha!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Wash... and learn.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

All set! Everything's clean. See you tomorrow!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

psst psst psst psst... teeheehee.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

"What the...?" "This is my cell phone!" are the answers you've gotten back. Annoyed, the boss demotes you back to Mailroom Carrier and you lose all your Charisma points.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Out of the frying pan and into the fire!

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Jenny Smith says: "Hey! It's been a while since we've talked. Feel free to check in sometime. Don't be a stranger!"

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Vicious opens up shop, and within an hour already has his first pair of suckers. He sells them some forged time share paperwork, some imaginary stock in their local shopping mall, and even ends up throwing in a non-existent speed boat.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

"Hey, last time we went out was really fun! Let's do it again. Are you free to go Downtown?"

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Spike has been promoted!

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Cross my palm with silver and I'll fix you up with the perfect date!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Fun means something different to everyone.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

What will Wolfwood aspire to next?

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Nothing replaces a good night's sleep...

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Hey baby, you're a great date! That was fun. We'll have to do this again sometime.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Preparing a tasty grilled cheese sandwich.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

FIRE!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

With their constant disregard of cleanliness and hygiene, sloppy Sims are content to simply "be." They tend to enjoy just about anything that doesn't require planning or cleaning up on their part.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

Spike is HOT!

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

I really think this could be true love.

[alemara.livejournal.com]

See you later.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

That was the best date EVER! You put the dream in dream date!