Silly for Saturday

I should be cleaning house. Yes, I should. Don't look at me that way.

(Goes to put on the apron and carry the flamethrower, and I know that at least one of you will get that reference)

Your Japanese Name Is...

Hitomi Gosetsuke

What's your Japanese Name?

You Are An Invisible Ex

You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!

What Type of Ex Are You?

ETA: My daughter is text-messaging me from Mitch's phone while they're at Home Depot. How cute is that?

Spam Spam Spam Spam

I haven't gotten spam this good in a LONG time:

Good morning Pescoue,

I was talking to Perry couple days ago and he send me to this place, [URL snipped]. They assisted me take all the stress away i've had lately b/c of all the debt I've accumulated up in the past year. It's sucks. I'm almost owe close to 56 ,000, and that's just on my cc.

They basically take over all the hard work and all you need to do is sit back an enjoy. risto also exploits Villefort's wife into poisoning her family one at a time. With his family destroyed and thinking he will hav

Talk to you later,
Kaamilee

Now wait just a second! What happens to Villefort and his family? And who the hell is Risto?

Enquiring minds want to know. We should finish writing this as a round robin.