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[in_the_blue]

I haven't gotten spam this good in a LONG time:

Good morning Pescoue,

I was talking to Perry couple days ago and he send me to this place, [URL snipped]. They assisted me take all the stress away i've had lately b/c of all the debt I've accumulated up in the past year. It's sucks. I'm almost owe close to 56 ,000, and that's just on my cc.

They basically take over all the hard work and all you need to do is sit back an enjoy. risto also exploits Villefort's wife into poisoning her family one at a time. With his family destroyed and thinking he will hav

Talk to you later,
Kaamilee

Now wait just a second! What happens to Villefort and his family? And who the hell is Risto?

Enquiring minds want to know. We should finish writing this as a round robin.

Comments

[jules1278.livejournal.com]

Hee! You crack me up! :D

*hugs*

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

*loves Jules*

[janeylou.livejournal.com]

Hey, you are crackers! Not been ignoring you of late, just not been Janeylou for a while and have therefore missed you muchly. However, you may have noticed little Else appearing! (Know what I mean?!)

Villefort's wife may have used the Devil's Daffodils as an untraceable poison ...

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Clearly, I need to reread Count of Monte Cristo.

I noticed little Else appearing! So did Mary! And I noticed a big tall guy responding to his cousin, whom he loves dearly, in the kitchen as well. And I was thinking of sending a certain Chas round to start a thread in their flat, but I wanted to be sure you were here first.

[janeylou.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm about. Generally knocking around for short periods of time due to one of the valued staff at our drinking establishment moving jobs. Yay me! I get to cover her shifts ... extra cash. Maybe, just maybe, I may get a passport by 2007.

Now, a challenge: Spot the parrallels:

I work behind the bar
I tend to leap over it as a short-cut
Broke a wine glass last shift and said "Ooopsie" for some strange reason
I have a variety of bright coloured wigs that appear near the end of the evening
Recently aquired a nice set of big boots
Managed to clack Christopher around the bonce with a glass yesterday when he stood up then promptly stood on his toe.

Sound familiar??

[h311ybean]

With his family destroyed and thinking he will hav...e to sell off his family jewels, Villefort journeyed to Mordor to seek the one

OK, someone else write the rest. :-p

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

...ringtone which Crowley hoped in quiet desperation humanity would never discover -- the one ringtone tolerable to everyone. However, he never counted on

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Britney Spears being pregnant again so quickly. It defied the laws of logic in their

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

Big Book o' Logic, which Aziraphale had a tendency to carry around in his

[nepheliad.livejournal.com]

extra satchel, one only kept for emergencies like

[mullvaney.livejournal.com]

escaping to Han Dold City fr the weekend. It also contained a towel, a jar with a small fish in it and

[proudofthefish.livejournal.com]

a loaf of bread for when he needed to feed 5000

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

hungry Jaegermonsters (http://www.studiofoglio.com/girlgenius/jagermonster.html) -- not that they couldn't eat the satchel, the towel and the small fish (the jar makes it extra crunchy) in a pinch. However, Villefort

[h311ybean]

decided what the heck, I've started on my journey already. He was speeding down the Interstate on a rocket-powered tortoise when

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

a sudden flux in the time-space continuum opened a portal to a previously undiscovered dimension: a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead:

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

...which doesn't give Villefort a moment of

[proudofthefish.livejournal.com]

time to react to the furry creatures now in his path. Slaming on the brakes his body keeps moving forward as the tortise stops and he

[purple-ladybug1.livejournal.com]

says a prayer and sings a song, suspiciously to the tune of

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Stairway to Heaven when just then, out of nowhere, the sky was filled with falling

[parke-matru.livejournal.com]

shards of purple and blue