Fun with Telemarketers
Mar. 11th, 2004 01:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
in_the_bluePhone: Ring Ring!
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: May I please speak with Mr Mitchell Jackson?
Me: No, he's not here, you can't speak with him.
Telemarketer: Is there someone else available for me to talk to?
Me: Well, I answered, so I guess I'm available.
Telemarketer: (silence)
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: May I please speak with Mr Mitchell Jackson?
Me: No, he's not here, you can't speak with him.
Telemarketer: Is there someone else available for me to talk to?
Me: Well, I answered, so I guess I'm available.
Telemarketer: (silence)
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Date: 2004-03-11 11:44 pm (UTC)Here's another amusing method to deal with telemarketers, hubby's actually tried this. Insert the name of a vegetable randomly throughout your speech. example: "Well [turnip]that sounds really [leek] interesting. Can you send me [rutabega] more information?"
Telemarketer off the phone in five minutes.
;-)
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Date: 2004-03-12 11:49 pm (UTC)