There's something about little brothers that's just so annoying, and especially this pathetic runt of a brother. He's eight and he still cries? Isn't he ever going to grow up? Well, she'll teach him.
"Hey, Yorick. Come with me. Come on, put on your sneakers and let's go. There's this place I want to show you." Queen Victoria won't mind; she says it's okay to bring...
...wait. This isn't the story I was going to tell. Give me that remote! *SKIP*
One thing this humble bounty hunter's always been interested in is birth control. Like he ever wanted some little green-haired clone of himself running around in diapers? Yeah, right: he was enough of a damn handful himself when he was a little shit, emphasis on the shit part, literally. He used to hear the stories all the time when he was growing up about how difficult, how stubborn, how all those things he was. How he made life so difficult for his saint of a mom and for his dad. Especially for his dad, who never took to parenting... ever. He always figured if by some twist of fate he ended up in that role, he'd be just as horrible at it as his own father was. Hell of a role model and all. But when he looks at Beth Junior taking those first halting steps, his heart fills with...
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Date: 2008-01-28 10:58 pm (UTC)"Hey, Yorick. Come with me. Come on, put on your sneakers and let's go. There's this place I want to show you." Queen Victoria won't mind; she says it's okay to bring...
...wait. This isn't the story I was going to tell. Give me that remote! *SKIP*
One thing this humble bounty hunter's always been interested in is birth control. Like he ever wanted some little green-haired clone of himself running around in diapers? Yeah, right: he was enough of a damn handful himself when he was a little shit, emphasis on the shit part, literally. He used to hear the stories all the time when he was growing up about how difficult, how stubborn, how all those things he was. How he made life so difficult for his saint of a mom and for his dad. Especially for his dad, who never took to parenting... ever. He always figured if by some twist of fate he ended up in that role, he'd be just as horrible at it as his own father was. Hell of a role model and all. But when he looks at Beth Junior taking those first halting steps, his heart fills with...
...wait. This isn't the story either. *SKIP*
(to be continued...)