Check it out... I'm TOTALLY hot!
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in_the_blueAre you ready, kids?
I think it's time. It's a new year, and that means it's time for a NEW WRITING CHALLENGE. So roll up your sleeves, crack your knuckles, and let's begin!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to let one of your roleplay characters write THE WORST FANFICTION EVER. It can be fanfiction about their canon or about another canon, but it has to be written by one of your roleplay characters and has to be submitted by that RP journal. Got it? So, for instance, Jet Black could submit the Ed/Ein fantasy he's always wanted to write, or Hermione Granger could pen that little ditty about Neville and Mimbulus Mimbletonia in the Astronomy Tower, or... Jack Sparrow could weave a tale of intrigue about Axel and Demyx. Whatever, so long as it's submitted by a roleplay character and it's bad fanfiction: you get the picture.
Rules:
Fandom: any fandom your RP character wants to write, either his/her own or a different one.
Word count: 1000 or less
Main theme: BAD FANFICTION.
Ratings: No restrictions, but for the love of God, don't violate the LJ TOS.
Duration: Challenge opens now (January 4) and closes at 11:59 p.m. in whatever time zone you inhabit on Friday, January 26. We give you lots and lots of time for this one.
Come one, come all, and pimp this one far and wide. Let's get a lot of crack fanfiction for this challenge. I'd love to see the worst your characters can do... and honestly, so would they.
Rule clarification: if you don't have a roleplay journal for the character begging to write the WORST FANFIC EVER, submit it anonymously and let everyone know which character's writing it. You'll have to remember to check back for comments, but that ought to work. Or heck, write it with your own journal and just make it very clear which character authored your epic piece of nonsense.
I think it's time. It's a new year, and that means it's time for a NEW WRITING CHALLENGE. So roll up your sleeves, crack your knuckles, and let's begin!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to let one of your roleplay characters write THE WORST FANFICTION EVER. It can be fanfiction about their canon or about another canon, but it has to be written by one of your roleplay characters and has to be submitted by that RP journal. Got it? So, for instance, Jet Black could submit the Ed/Ein fantasy he's always wanted to write, or Hermione Granger could pen that little ditty about Neville and Mimbulus Mimbletonia in the Astronomy Tower, or... Jack Sparrow could weave a tale of intrigue about Axel and Demyx. Whatever, so long as it's submitted by a roleplay character and it's bad fanfiction: you get the picture.
Rules:
Fandom: any fandom your RP character wants to write, either his/her own or a different one.
Word count: 1000 or less
Main theme: BAD FANFICTION.
Ratings: No restrictions, but for the love of God, don't violate the LJ TOS.
Duration: Challenge opens now (January 4) and closes at 11:59 p.m. in whatever time zone you inhabit on Friday, January 26. We give you lots and lots of time for this one.
Come one, come all, and pimp this one far and wide. Let's get a lot of crack fanfiction for this challenge. I'd love to see the worst your characters can do... and honestly, so would they.
Rule clarification: if you don't have a roleplay journal for the character begging to write the WORST FANFIC EVER, submit it anonymously and let everyone know which character's writing it. You'll have to remember to check back for comments, but that ought to work. Or heck, write it with your own journal and just make it very clear which character authored your epic piece of nonsense.
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Re: It might be a hair long, but here goes..
Date: 2008-01-07 09:59 pm (UTC)“What is it, Luke? Han is waiting for me,” she said impatiently.
“That’s just it. You don’t have to go to him. I love you, and I know you love me.”
Leia shook her head. “You’re my brother, Luke. Of course I love you. But not the way I love Han.” She moved to walk off.
Luke grabbed her arm and twisted her around. “No, Leia. You love ME. You only think you love Han because you think you can’t love me. But it’s not true. You can, my love, and we can be together.” He pulled her to him and kissed her passionately. “Obi-Wan confessed it all to me, you see. He tricked us both. I really don’t have a sister. That was just to confuse Darth Vader. Obi-Wan knew that he would read my mind. He though that maybe thoughts of a sister would distract him, making him think of other things. Not to mention giving the Rebellion hope if I should indeed fail.”
“But…but…but…”
“Shhhh, love. It was a good trick at the time, but it means that we can be together now.” He kissed her again, and this time she kissed him back just as passionately.
“Oh, Luke!”
“Oh, Leia!”
They kissed again.
“Oh, Luke! What about Han? He loves me!”
Luke shook his head. “He loves the Princess. He loves the money. I love YOU. He’ll get over it.” He took her hand. “You and I will be happy together, Leia.”
“Oh, Luke,” she said, “I know we will.”
Beth shook her head. It went on for several pages after that, but it was truly terrible. It was one of the last pieces of fiction that she had written, because shortly after that, she had discovered journalism. Her talent certainly was not in fiction writing. She glanced to the mantle, where the seven Kane Awards for journalism glinted brightly. The one on the end had her name on it—it had been the thing she was most proud of, until she had given birth only a couple months after winning the award.
A cry came over the monitor. “I swear, they know when I’m thinking about them!” This time it sounded like Ben. She left the composition books on the coffee table, knowing her husband would have a laugh at them with her later.
Re: It might be a hair long, but here goes..
Date: 2008-01-07 10:13 pm (UTC)And oh, I forgot to say: SPOILERS FOR LITTLE WOMEN! I'm not sure the statute of limitations has run out on that one yet! Hee.
Re: It might be a hair long, but here goes..
Date: 2008-01-07 10:40 pm (UTC)Although They did mention the Beth part on an episode of Friends, so I imagine the statue HAS run, at least for the segment of the population that watched the show!
Re: It might be a hair long, but here goes..
Date: 2008-01-08 03:21 am (UTC)