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in_the_blueJust flew in from Vegas and boy are my arms tired. No, really, folks. I...
What an insane town.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kriscynical, I hope you enjoy the heck out of it when you get there.
We did fun stuff.
First of all, we stayed at the Luxor Hotel, which is a pretty funky place with its reproduction Tut's Tomb (to scale and allegedly historically accurate and everything). They have a ridiculous iMax Motion Simulator combination ride, which is still as silly as it was the first time I rode it a dozen years ago or so, and it's still got one of the quieter casinos. BUT it also has a great iMax theater and we saw (since we were staying at the LUXOR) "In Search of the Nile" which was one of the best iMax films I've ever seen. It was a great story and a great film and really, we all had a blast at those things.
Second: roller coasters. I like them. I like them just fine. We went on two: the Manhattan Express at New York New York with its two complete upside-down loops and one corkscrew loop, and the Canyon Blaster at Circus Circus (what is it with the word repetition word repetition?). The one at Circus2 had two upside down loops and two corkscrews. The track was smoother and less rickety. I liked it a little better just for the smoothness factor itself. However, the one at NY2 was both inside and outside, way up in the air above the Las Vegas strip, so it had that in its favor.
Still, 2 out of 3 of us voted for the Canyon Blaster as best. And females are always right about that.
Third: food. Man, I had the best damn Italian food last night at some place between the Luxor and the Mandalay Bay. Caffe Giorgio or something like that. Loved it. Loved it. The rest of the food report... well, other than last night, the best stuff was from room service. I about fell in love with the fire-roasted habanero salsa my first night. Maybe it wasn't that good; maybe I was just overly hungry. Whatever it was, I was satisfied.
Fourth: clothes. We saw some awful-looking people. Not personally, but because they had lousy fashion sense. Women in thong bikinis who had no business not leaving more to the imagination. Men in bad suits. Lots of glitter. Lots of bling. Lots of gaudy.
And that's about all I have to say about the sensory overload that's Vegas, folks. If I think of more details, I'll let you... OH WAIT!
We saw an amazing magic show. How could I forget? It's why we took Hannah to Las Vegas in the first place. It was at the Monte Carlo hotel; the magician is Lance Burton. He was way more fun than a barrel of disappearing monkeys. I guess he had the theater there built to his specifications. The whole thing was very cool. He made birds appear and disappear, made himself appear and disappear, turned into other people, did the usual coin-op ear trick, and so on. It was all very fun, and Hannah had a blast. It was worth it.
And... if people tell you theyr'e going to give you free show tickets, don't believe them. Well, yeah, you'll get the show tickets, but it won't be free. They want you to go to their time-share presentation in exchange for the rest of it. What a way to kill a day in the desert, right? And now I'm done talking about it all.
Off to catch up with all of you. And no, I didn't put a single coin or bill or credit card in a single slot machine, or do any other gambling. I did not see Carrot-Top and I did not see Hairspray-The-Musical. I'm pleased as hell at my self-restraint.
What an insane town.
kriscynical, I hope you enjoy the heck out of it when you get there.We did fun stuff.
First of all, we stayed at the Luxor Hotel, which is a pretty funky place with its reproduction Tut's Tomb (to scale and allegedly historically accurate and everything). They have a ridiculous iMax Motion Simulator combination ride, which is still as silly as it was the first time I rode it a dozen years ago or so, and it's still got one of the quieter casinos. BUT it also has a great iMax theater and we saw (since we were staying at the LUXOR) "In Search of the Nile" which was one of the best iMax films I've ever seen. It was a great story and a great film and really, we all had a blast at those things.
Second: roller coasters. I like them. I like them just fine. We went on two: the Manhattan Express at New York New York with its two complete upside-down loops and one corkscrew loop, and the Canyon Blaster at Circus Circus (what is it with the word repetition word repetition?). The one at Circus2 had two upside down loops and two corkscrews. The track was smoother and less rickety. I liked it a little better just for the smoothness factor itself. However, the one at NY2 was both inside and outside, way up in the air above the Las Vegas strip, so it had that in its favor.
Still, 2 out of 3 of us voted for the Canyon Blaster as best. And females are always right about that.
Third: food. Man, I had the best damn Italian food last night at some place between the Luxor and the Mandalay Bay. Caffe Giorgio or something like that. Loved it. Loved it. The rest of the food report... well, other than last night, the best stuff was from room service. I about fell in love with the fire-roasted habanero salsa my first night. Maybe it wasn't that good; maybe I was just overly hungry. Whatever it was, I was satisfied.
Fourth: clothes. We saw some awful-looking people. Not personally, but because they had lousy fashion sense. Women in thong bikinis who had no business not leaving more to the imagination. Men in bad suits. Lots of glitter. Lots of bling. Lots of gaudy.
And that's about all I have to say about the sensory overload that's Vegas, folks. If I think of more details, I'll let you... OH WAIT!
We saw an amazing magic show. How could I forget? It's why we took Hannah to Las Vegas in the first place. It was at the Monte Carlo hotel; the magician is Lance Burton. He was way more fun than a barrel of disappearing monkeys. I guess he had the theater there built to his specifications. The whole thing was very cool. He made birds appear and disappear, made himself appear and disappear, turned into other people, did the usual coin-op ear trick, and so on. It was all very fun, and Hannah had a blast. It was worth it.
And... if people tell you theyr'e going to give you free show tickets, don't believe them. Well, yeah, you'll get the show tickets, but it won't be free. They want you to go to their time-share presentation in exchange for the rest of it. What a way to kill a day in the desert, right? And now I'm done talking about it all.
Off to catch up with all of you. And no, I didn't put a single coin or bill or credit card in a single slot machine, or do any other gambling. I did not see Carrot-Top and I did not see Hairspray-The-Musical. I'm pleased as hell at my self-restraint.
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Date: 2006-05-30 04:57 am (UTC)They have been trying to become more and more family-friendly since the whole Sin City thing became blase and passe and all those other se's; guess they're not quiiiite there yet?
Gawd. Sounds like Coconut Grove on a Friday night.