Helloooooooo Nurse.

So I'm about to open and assemble this super-special available-only-in-Japan-unless-you're-me Final Fantasy VII 10th Anniversary Trading Arts Mini figurine. You know, the ones that come with the special 10th-anniversary "potion" (aka "a can of soda made by Suntory and imprinted with beautifully random and very artistic 10th anniversary FFVII images that probably originally sold for a stupid price and now resell for an even more ridiculous price"): I take it out of the box and marvel at its absolute tiny size while it's still pristine and wrapped and double-wrapped in cellophane and the conversation goes this way:

Me: I'm about to destroy any possible resale value by putting this thing together.
Mr. Spike: Good.

(I love him.)