Just wondering...

[in_the_blue]

Why does anyone think I need Viagra?

looks down front of trousers, shakes her head

Nope. Don't need it.

Comments

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

You spent too long a time in Azkaban?

You had to witness Cousin Bella getting a tattoo on her left boob that said "I (Heart) Master Voldie?"

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

First, the tattoo said "I ♥ VoldeMASTAH."

But really.

Does everyone else get as much junk email for Viagra as I do? It's preposterous. If I were a guy and I took advantage of all these offers for freebies and samples and cheap Cialis, I'd never be able to walk again.

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Nawp. I have four e-mail accounts and all of them get that e-mail. And I most definitely do not need Viagra...

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

Well first of all, "weird question/post". Have you been getting way to much spam or something?
Second (and correct me if I'm wrong) but..isn't there also viagra for women, a cream or something? I don't know if they call it by the same name but now a days if it's got the word "sex" on it, it probably exists and sells nicely *shrugs*. Still I wouldn't know more than just the fact that it exists (whatever it's called), hell I haven't got anyone to sleep with myself so I don't use anything sex related.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Waaaaay too much spam. I must get 7 or 8 of these a day from my ISP's email account. I don't even know how many I get on Yahoo or Hotmail because I use junk mail filters there.

It was just one too many. I also get those "make her the happiest woman in the world" ones and "keep it hard all night" and... and... while there may be a female version of viagra, this isn't what they're hawking.

It was just a reactive journal entry from the 10th Super-Viagra piece of junk mail of the day.

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd rather get one of the "size DOES matter" spam mails rather than the one I got once saying "sexy grannies" or something of the like *is sick* Though it's incredibly funny if you think about it later, funny in a "the shit people will make up to get your attention" sort of way. Hotmail is to spam like light is to bugs <:3

[siriusstar.livejournal.com]

Spam is evil. If it weren't for my ISP's
excellent spam and virus filtering service,
I'd get dozens of 'Enlarge Your Penis!'
'Make her Moan!' and my 'favorite'
'Horny housewives want to meet YOU!'
I know some men must fall for this idiocy,
that's the scary thing.

[erised1810.livejournal.com]

Oh I love those funny spambots. how often have they sent
me something about penis enlargements? Erm...it tkes time to
get used to the fact that they just don't know who you are.
*sigh*
Does the wizardign world have owl spam? al lwe know is the stupid/funny commercial adds during the quidditch cup adn that kwikspell course that seems to stink i naveyr bad moneygrabbing way.