Mad Libs Revealed

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chrysantza's version:

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Wand and Bed. I'm your refrigerator magnet, Sirius. I have a few announcements before we start our most weather-beaten feast. First, our Snorkack-tamer, Remus, has asked me to sprint you that the third-floor cellar door is lustily off-limits, on penalty of table. Also, third-chairs and above are welcome to massage Jamaica on posted weekends. While there you may want to bake Zonko's Cookie Shop, Shinyrags Wizard Chocolate Frog, and the Bearskin Rug Station.

This year, our Quidditch coach will be Tonks. In addition, Peter is our new Defence Against the Smarmy Apples Treasure-Hunter. Don't let the fact that he's a cat scare you. Also if you find James's nine-fingered dog, don't be squishy. Just masticate him some cat food and he'll levitate asleep.

I wish you all a very kissable start to the swimming-pool year. Tuck in!

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sff_corgi's version:

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Dog and Puppy. I'm your Diet Pepsi, Siriws. I have a few announcements before we start our most brilliant feast. First, our Dog-Trainer, Albus, has asked me to run you that the third-floor stick is smartly off-limits, on penalty of rock. Also, third-harnesses and above are welcome to sit Caerfyrddin on posted weekends. While there you may want to meander Zonko's Frog Shop, Scarletrags Wizard Castle, and the Stable Station.

This year, our Quodpot coach will be Marissa. In addition, Donovan is our new Defence Against the Chilly Hands Veterinarian. Don't let the fact that he's a Gryffindor Drover scare you. Also if you find Dafydd's nine-eyebrowed corgi, don't be swift. Just trundle him some keyboard and he'll shove asleep.

I wish you all a very smelly start to the door year. Tuck in!

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cedricsmistress's version:

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Bell Peppers and Beef and Hair. I'm your smile, Jason. I have a few announcements before we start our most sexy feast. First, our Super-Hero, Tom, has asked me to fly you that the third-floor pants is slyly off-limits, on penalty of meteor. Also, third-pens and above are welcome to smash Las Vegas on posted weekends. While there you may want to play Zonko's Ball Shop, Ribbedrags Wizard Sand, and the Ship Station.

This year, our Quidditch coach will be Gwynne. In addition, Johnny is our new Defence Against the Invincible Maps Janitor. Don't let the fact that he's a lion scare you. Also if you find Clark's twenty-eight-kneed hawk, don't be fuzzy. Just drink him some sword and he'll sing asleep.

I wish you all a very sweet start to the medallion year. Tuck in!

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livii's version:

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Pussycat and Tiger. I'm your Candelabra, Elmer. I have a few announcements before we start our most snarky feast. First, our Chicken-sexer, Englebert, has asked me to undulate you that the third-floor underwear is brazenly off-limits, on penalty of calligraphy. Also, third-fences and above are welcome to correlate Godric's Hollow on posted weekends. While there you may want to deviate Zonko's Density Shop, Deviousrags Wizard Dirtbag, and the Shoe Horn Station.

This year, our Quodpot coach will be Esmerelda. In addition, Egbert is our new Defence Against the Exquisite Broomsticks Pet Psychic. Don't let the fact that he's a platypus scare you. Also if you find Ernest's six-bellybuttoned Fwooper, don't be fierce. Just sulk him some terrace and he'll collate asleep.

I wish you all a very rash start to the werewolf year. Tuck in!

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sunny_daylee's version:

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Bowl and Ship. I'm your Doll, Remus. I have a few announcements before we start our most sleepy feast. First, our Doctor, Andrew, has asked me to slouch you that the third-floor button is horribly off-limits, on penalty of speaker. Also, third-lamps and above are welcome to read Peru on posted weekends. While there you may want to skip Zonko's Cap Shop, Greenrags Wizard Key, and the Letter Station.

This year, our Frisbee coach will be Sarah. In addition, David is our new Defence Against the Wrinkled Batteries Author. Don't let the fact that he's a cat scare you. Also if you find Michael's five-thumbed Penguin, don't be round. Just eject him some toothpaste and he'll spin asleep.

I wish you all a very translucent start to the spoon year. Tuck in!

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drachenaugen's version:

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witch and Jasmine. I'm your Moon, Jorge. I have a few announcements before we start our most sleepy feast. First, our Artist, Luciano, has asked me to draw you that the third-floor star is very off-limits, on penalty of sky. Also, third-seas and above are welcome to eliminate Buenos Aires on posted weekends. While there you may want to walk Zonko's City Shop, Blackrags Wizard Brownie, and the Desert Station.

This year, our Volleyball coach will be Alexis. In addition, Donovan is our new Defence Against the Slim Wizards Guide. Don't let the fact that he's a dog scare you. Also if you find Javier's fouteen-eyed owl, don't be quick. Just run him some ranger and he'll caress asleep.

I wish you all a very crazy start to the forest year. Tuck in!