Huh?

[in_the_blue]

The men always would like,
that at them all was more, than at others.
So the strong floor is arranged.
And when the speech comes about penis …

If the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member - he dissembles. To any to the man not all the same. Penis is a pride the man, his second " I ". If want is his card in the intimate attitudes.

Oh, that grammar is priceless.

Comments

[kit-the-brave.livejournal.com]

See, I knew he dissembled! All the same are not with what at him the size of the member! That's why there were all those spyglass jokes in Pirates of the Carribean!

:DDDDDDDD

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

I think you just broke my brain.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

How come we girls don't get a second "I"?

That's just not fair.

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

Beeeeecause we're not self-deluding enough to try to blame our misbehaviour on a twitchy body part?

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

How can you be so COCKY about that answer?!?!?!

Hee.

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

Tsk. How cod you go for the cheap pun? You're better than that.

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell, speaking of codpieces, even Shakespeare did it.

By the PRICKing of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.

(Think he got that whole double-entendre?)

[ravensnape.livejournal.com]

Actually used the term codless scuts in a SugarQuill story and got away with it...:D See the grin on my face?