I don't feel like it.

That has to be one of Spike's best lines ever, so forgive me if I overuse it.

I steadfastly refuse to do talk like a pirate day, captain's log notwithstanding, on general principle.

Besides, I already play a real pirate somewhere else. Enough said, right? Except for this: lostinapapercup is the best partner in crime ever.

Isn't this a hit-and-run?!

OK. Just for fun... I'm going to give you one line of song lyric, and you give me one in comments that kinda sorta follows and... we'll see where this musical round robin ends up.

Ready?

Set? The first one who gets me singing ABBA is fired.

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