Like everyone and their cousin hasn't done this today:

I escaped from the Dungeon of In The Blue!

I killed Ashtur the floating eye, Hooper X the rat, Silveraspen the dragon, Misslucyjane the zombie, Shati the leprechaun, Sunny Daylee the rat, Mollymcgonagall the mind flayer and Lostinapapercup the fire elemental.

I looted the Wand of Jamaica, a Figurine of Fionaphoenix, a Figurine of Ashavah, the Sceptre of Angelofthenorth, the Armour of Voice Actors, the Shield of Zahdi and 247 gold pieces.

Score: 372

Explore the Dungeon of In The Blue and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

Those of you whom I killed? Apologies, but you have to like a game that includes lines like "You are in a freezing cold catacomb. Crude images of diana wynne jones are daubed on the walls." Poor DWJ.

*pointedly does not complain about the fact the thermometer read 104 in the shade earlier today*