So for my birthday...

...I got all the things I wanted.

An IMI Jericho 941 and a bunch of clips,
A pair of steel-toed boots,
A blue suit that's got an asymmetrical closure,
A goddamn skinny tie.

I always find it highly amusing when people believe what I say. Then again, I've been told I have a little spike of maliciousness (to which I say here's that little spike) and a bit snarky.

Hey. I'm a Scorpio. Of course I do and I am.

So. What's up? To all of you who sent me birthday wishes, a giant group hug if I didn't get to thank you individually. (And score one for the husband-shaped person, who got me THE COMPLETE SET OF BRUCE LEE'S FILMS ON DVD! And this is not a snarky malicious little spike of any sort, it's a cool present.)

Now if only Amazon would deliver my Remix #2 DVD. A girl can always hope, right? Or else kick ass.