HA HA HA HA HA HA!

In the never-ending and ever-escalating battle for attention-catching computer-generated junk mail names, I got something for

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The only thing that makes this particular piece of junk mail stand out (ha ha, no pun intended) is that it was sent from Ripper Jack.

Oh, all you sociopolitical historians out there on my friends list: what would we have to say about our friend Jack the Ripper and cialis? There are so many theories out there about Jack. Think he would have stopped taking out his anger on women if he was actually able to get it up?

We'll never know.

Finally, because I'm slow about adult movies...

...we went to see Batman Begins tonight. I'm sure everyone and their dog has seen it by now, so I won't bore you with a review, other than to say thumbs up, it was fun. I liked how everyone in the entire universe was in it.

I also saw the trailer for Serenity, which should make sff_corgi happy, but all I could think of was milliways_bar. Bernard! Wash! Bernard! Wash! AAAAAAAAAH my brain.

Saw a poster for Goblet of Fire.

Saw Voldemort Ralph Fiennes in a trailer.

Thought Batman sounded suspiciously like Wizard Howl.

Had popcorn for dinner.

Did not write much at all today. That's the -->meh<-- part of the post. I was feeling lousy, and so... after work, I just... didn't do much. Except finished working on Dogstar. It's ready to reopen. Party.