Just wondering...

[in_the_blue]

Why does anyone think I need Viagra?

looks down front of trousers, shakes her head

Nope. Don't need it.

Comments

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

You spent too long a time in Azkaban?

You had to witness Cousin Bella getting a tattoo on her left boob that said "I (Heart) Master Voldie?"

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

First, the tattoo said "I ♥ VoldeMASTAH."

But really.

Does everyone else get as much junk email for Viagra as I do? It's preposterous. If I were a guy and I took advantage of all these offers for freebies and samples and cheap Cialis, I'd never be able to walk again.

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Nawp. I have four e-mail accounts and all of them get that e-mail. And I most definitely do not need Viagra...