I'm SO glad I'm not allergic to bee stings!

[in_the_blue]

Stupid fucktard yellowjackets. I'm minding my own business, stepping out of the shower and drying myself off and OUCH! fucking bee was hiding in my towel and STUNG ME on the side of my left breast.

And I'm sitting there looking for splinters in the towel that could have caused such searing pain when the little fuckah crawls up onto the edge of the towel, wiggling its butt back and forth. That's the end of YOU being in my house, you little bastard.

But predictably enough I'm kind to all creatures so I let it outside.

Comments

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

Owchers! I hope you are not allergic. I think I'd prefer caffeine as opposed to a stealth stinger for a morning pick-me-up!

There is a story on the SugarQuill, called "Snape Washes His Hair" where Snape hides a pixie in Gilderoy Lockhart's bath towel as a "surprise." Your anecdote reminded me of that.

[h311ybean]

OUUUUUCH! What do you do for things like that?

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

1. Swear. A lot.
2. Make sure there's no stinger stuck in you and if there is, scrape it out.
3. Apply ice; it constricts the blood flow and slows the spread of the toxin.
4. Get rid of the bee.
5. Bitch about it in LJ.

[h311ybean]

I shall keep that in mind in case I ever get stung.

PS Don't bees die after they sting someone?

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

Only some of them, and only if they lose their stinger in the process. Yellowjackets live to sting another day, damn their striped bodies.

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but.....ROTFL You have some rotten luck LOL We'll think positive, if it stung you now it's dead :3