Ennis would be all gruff cowboy emo and Jack would be all HEY ENNIS WHY SO SERIOUS.

(You saw that coming, didn't you?)

And then Ennis would tell Jack "shave that ridiculous thing off your lip or I'll tear it off myself."

I'm totally in love with that Outpost thread where Gren asked Wolfwood to give him last rites if need be and made him executor of his will. I've read that a few times since and man, that's just great. Couldn't have done it without you. ♥