I know someone in particular who needs to send you a care package.

I also know someone who's been slowly gathering more stuff to be to you and has stack called "Gwynne's stuff" on a table in her living room.

You know, at this point I have thought about just waiting until your birthday. It could be a birthday-in-a-box for you.

Or maybe I'll just cave and send you two. How 'bout that.