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in_the_blue) wrote2005-07-12 01:14 am
in_the_blue) wrote2005-07-12 01:14 am
And the Award Goes To...
The best junkmail name ever showed up in my in-box tonight:
Sponsor O. Doomsday
Imagine the scenario:
(caller) (dials phone) Hello? I'd like to become a Sponsor o' Doomsday. Where do I apply?"
(cheery Satanic voice on other end) We'll need a blood oath first, sir, and the keys to your Mercedes.
(caller) (gulp) The Mercedes? Let me think about this and get back to you.
Sigh.
In other news, it's not too late for me to write you your very own Harry Potter ficlet. Just comment at this post.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.
Sponsor O. Doomsday
Imagine the scenario:
(caller) (dials phone) Hello? I'd like to become a Sponsor o' Doomsday. Where do I apply?"
(cheery Satanic voice on other end) We'll need a blood oath first, sir, and the keys to your Mercedes.
(caller) (gulp) The Mercedes? Let me think about this and get back to you.
Sigh.
In other news, it's not too late for me to write you your very own Harry Potter ficlet. Just comment at this post.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.