Now here's one I can do.

I'm usually such a [insert favorite scowling character here] around the holidays.

But.

Yeah.

I kind of like the idea of paper between people, so if you want a holiday card, leave your name and address here and I will send you one. I might buy a card, I might make one, I might let my daughter make one, I might write a letter! You might get a present. You might get something from me or from one of my alter-egos. You'll never know unless you try!

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Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique. You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!

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